Saudism - I like it.
In the event of choosing a religious doctrine amoung the many that Islam enncompasses, my preference lies with Saudism. It seems to be most practical in dealing with both the rest of the world and the fundamentalists. It allows a foot in both camps and sets its own agenda for both sides. I see it as a working secular alternative, with only the condition being that a practitioner appears completely religious in Saudi Arabia - a condition I'd be prepared to follow.Plus whiskey and women and slush funds - sound good to me.